Awards I could win

This was too cute not to edit inappropriately!! [image]_ Machelle:Okay at the ending of last month I had my period but it wasn’t really normal.(19 August 2016) Evonne:Could I be pregnant? Birth control? HELP!!!?(19 August 2016) Ayesha:Do you like the name Dwayne?(19 August 2016) Eddie:Going to stop drinking my milkshakes?(19 August 2016) Eddie:I still have no apetite and the shakes [...]
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Malika:
My sister is 27 years old and never had a boyfriend.
(26 August 2016)

Noelle:
Is it possible to be mad at someone for a month?
(26 August 2016)

Noelle:
He said he doesn't hate me, dislike me, and that he just doesn't know.
(26 August 2016)

Noelle:
Two days ago, he 'spilled the beans' and said he pretended to be my friend, that he doesn't get along well with me anymore, and that whenever I'm around, he's mad at me.
(26 August 2016)

Noelle:
He's been distant and uninterested.
(26 August 2016)

Noelle:
I think my ex (who dumped me and offered to be friends) has been mad at me for a month after the break.
(26 August 2016)

Abbie:
Would it bother you if your gf was always trying to make you jealous?
(26 August 2016)

Arline:
Any explanation for this?
(26 August 2016)

Shauna:
I heard that dry ice can help a woman become pregnant if used properly. Where would I find a doctor who can apply it to my nether junk?
(26 August 2016)

Shauna:
It's not easy for a woman like me, past her prime and obssessed with hay, to keep a man these days.
(26 August 2016)