lessons in life(and a cheesy joke).

Always love yourself and you’ll have a lifelong relationship.And always follow your dreams, don’t let the B’stards grind you down.finallyWhy should you never startle an angry bear in the rain?Because_ Carmelina:I really enjoy names that are unique and classic with some fantasy meaning.(20 August 2016) Carmelina:I adore Percy (Perseus greek hero) for a boy and Odette (swan [...]
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Valda:
What are the chances that it was my estranged sister who rang my apt buzzer 20 times?
(26 August 2016)

Valda:
What are the chances that it was she who buzzed me for so long?
(26 August 2016)

Valda:
There's no one else I know who would show up uninvited.
(26 August 2016)

Valda:
Today, I heard my apt's buzzer ringing at least 20 times and a few of those times, the buzzer was pressed for a good 15 seconds before the next buzz.
(26 August 2016)

Valda:
I have an estranged, toxic sister who had harassed me for a while and even showed up at my apt uninvited last year after I ignored her.
(26 August 2016)

Kesha:
Let's say your in a Target store, you get away stealing smallelectronic objects, they have a security string?
(26 August 2016)

Kesha:
Is it easy to get away with stealing?
(26 August 2016)

Marlyn:
What do boys look for in girls?
(26 August 2016)

Marlyn:
I'm not ugly I've always been told I'm very pretty and I know I have a great personality.
(26 August 2016)

Denae:
Why is he nervous around me?
(26 August 2016)