Monday 5 September 2016

Brit chef needs a helper in the kitchen lol

Saint John’s, Newfoundland, Canada //meelp.com/profile/chefp34 Ling:So my friend had the idea that we would share a seat.(28 August 2016) Ling:It was fully packed pretty much and their weren’t two seats next to each other that were empty.(28 August 2016) Ling:So my friend and I are both males and we went into a movie theater.(28 August [...]
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Lorri:
I spent a lot of time and money and she told most of her friends but not me.
(5 September 2016)

Lorri:
She told me the only reason she dated me is because she couldn't find a way to tell me that I was a friend to her.
(5 September 2016)

Lorri:
Now I know this may sound dumb, since I'm only 15, but the way she did it.
(5 September 2016)

Lorri:
So this girl I was dating for like 3 months just broke up with me.
(5 September 2016)

Avril:
Ladies, how would you react to a guy who suffered a fractured penis (Everything works now)?
(5 September 2016)

Avril:
Anyhow, I'm recovered, but I have quite a scar and a hard vein from the surgery.
(5 September 2016)

Avril:
Very unfortunate accident from sex, just slipped out and she landed funny.
(5 September 2016)

Shannon:
My parents won't let me physically hang out with a guy?
(5 September 2016)

Shannon:
Most people my age have already lost their virginity, and I'm not even allowed to go to a guys house?
(5 September 2016)

Shannon:
I'm a 14 year old female and my parents are so strict.
(5 September 2016)

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