Fanny-licking frog

A beautiful woman goes past a shop window and see’s a sign that reads “fanny licking frog, $200″. She goes in and asks the shop owner if it is a joke, or if he really does have such a frog for sale. T_ Eleanore:Ok, this is how it is i kissed my ex girlfriend even though [...]
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Carole:
I was cleaning the tub with Comet spray cleaner, and without thinking inhaled quite a bit.
(21 October 2016)

Carole:
I'm roughly 10 weeks and a few days pregnant.
(21 October 2016)

Celestine:
I'm so tired of loving her?
(21 October 2016)

Celestine:
I almost rode my bike into this deep canal by my house but I stopped at the last minute.
(21 October 2016)

Celestine:
I've burned myself, I've purposefully ran into a tree.
(21 October 2016)

Celestine:
I smoked to stop loving her, and I feel like it works but only for a short time until the pain comes rushing back.
(21 October 2016)

Celestine:
She has broken my heart countless times but I keep going back for more.
(21 October 2016)

Celestine:
I don't really care about that it's just, this is already making my life pretty bad and I don't think I'll be able to balance this with school work and possible bullying.
(21 October 2016)

Celestine:
I'm in love with her but I can't tell her that because her friends told me that if I do that then she may talk about me and I'll be the joke of the school.
(21 October 2016)

Celestine:
She of course didn't like me back but it's been months and she has a bf now.
(21 October 2016)