You should start with a letter expressing your complete astonishment and surprise

Save your warm, unsavoury and moisty breathe for your spouse. My tenant is threatening to take legal action against me, what can I do? And hell, why not reach for the stars? I hope that you give this kind offer your serious consideration. I am sorry but I cannot accept this as the facts of…
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Lonna:
The next day your son wets the bed, he's cowering in the corner, without any pants or underwear crying uncontrollably and hugging himself.
(9 January 2017)

Lonna:
One night he sneaks out the house and goes and gets drunk at a house party.
(9 January 2017)

Lonna:
Let's say you have a 16 year old son.
(9 January 2017)

Aurora:
My boobs have been very sore, but that could also be a sign of an upcoming menstrual cycle.
(9 January 2017)

Aurora:
Is there a chance I should be worried about pregnancy?
(9 January 2017)

Aurora:
We had that night; nor did he pull out that time.
(9 January 2017)

Aurora:
I took my pill the following morning.
(9 January 2017)

Aurora:
That same night, me and my boyfriend had sex & he finished inside.
(9 January 2017)

Aurora:
Anyways, roughly two weeks ago, I accidentally skipped a pill.
(9 January 2017)

Aurora:
There s been a few days I took the pill late but not too many.
(9 January 2017)