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The Darwin Awards salutes people who have most improved the human gene pool by accidentally taking themselves out of it. The acts are often preceded by consumption of alcoholic beverages and that word_ Maura:What does more than colleagues but not simple friends mean?(23 March 2017) Maura:I wonder what he means by that…(23 March 2017) Maura:Then he says we’re [...]
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Colette:
How to grab a girls boobs at school without getting in trouble I'm 14?
(22 March 2017)

Janae:
How to grab girls butt in the hallway without her knowing it was you I'm 14?
(22 March 2017)

Heidy:
How to kiss a girl for the first time in middle school?
(22 March 2017)

Heidy:
I know she wants me to kiss her.
(22 March 2017)

Heidy:
This would be my first kiss and hers too.
(22 March 2017)

Heidy:
I really want to give her a kiss but I don't know how.
(22 March 2017)

Heidy:
We go to different schools and don't see each other a lot and I am seeing her for the first time in a month.
(22 March 2017)

Heidy:
So I'm 13 and my girlfriend is 13 and we are both in 7th grade.
(22 March 2017)

Delsie:
Guys, what do I do?
(22 March 2017)

Delsie:
I want to be with him, I just wish it didn't hurt so much.
(22 March 2017)