Can someone remove the horse off my chest?

If I died at my desk right now and anyone saw all the browser windows open on my computer, they’d die laughing. I have this Meelp window, I have a window open for the car I really, really want to buy_ Marianne:I didn’t know what to get him so I just paid $100 toward his cell [...]
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Marvis:
We've hung out twice and had a great time both times - just talking and getting to know each other.
(16 April 2017)

Marvis:
The guy I've been talking to, who I just met a few weeks ago, goes to the same school as me.
(16 April 2017)

Marvis:
I don't want to look clingy or be annoying, so initiating conversations is often hard for me.
(16 April 2017)

Marvis:
Whenever I start talking to someone new, I overthink everything.
(16 April 2017)

Maryland:
I honestly have a hard time seeing why any successful young guy should ever get married?
(16 April 2017)

Maryland:
Most of them just seem like leeches that spend money, and contribute little to nothing.
(16 April 2017)

Maryland:
Women don't really bring much to the table, as the domestic stuff they use to do like cooking, can easily be replaced with ready made dinners, fast food, etc.
(16 April 2017)

Maryland:
Why should he just be used as someones meal ticket.
(16 April 2017)

Chandra:
Will somebody give me something for my points lol?
(16 April 2017)

Zola:
My boyfriend and I are about to have a baby. I now have an Appartment I m renting with a roommate?
(16 April 2017)