Email Funny

It’s emails like this one that leave me sitting here thinking of all manners of smart-ass responses:”I would love to slap your Ass and cunt hole !! “This email was courtesy of a 41 year-old-man. Happ_ Dominque:We both fully understand the consequence and know that we are very young but we feel like we are ready.(11 [...]
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Jeanice:
Am i A bad kid for masterbating? Am I an addicted?
(13 June 2017)

Jeanice:
I feel horrible googling porn images bikini babes .
(13 June 2017)

Jeanice:
I google bikini babes and use them for there beautiful bodies to satisfy my needs?
(13 June 2017)

Jeanice:
I'm 17 and starting masterbating last month I do it twice a week?
(13 June 2017)

Kylee:
If bf isn't listening or paying attention to anything I say should I just give him some space or should I just text him what I want to say?
(13 June 2017)

Lelia:
Should I just snap her?
(12 June 2017)

Lelia:
Should I just add her and try to start talking to her?
(12 June 2017)

Lelia:
I got this girls Snapchat from a friend I'm a sophomore she's a freshman (last semester) and I have never met her but she's really hot.
(12 June 2017)

Richard:
My mom doesn't think I did a good job taking care of a dog?
(12 June 2017)

Richard:
I don't even like combing my hair and too lazy to brush my teeth.
(12 June 2017)