Joke From My Childhood

Don’t know why this memory came to me, but I remembered part of the last sentence of a joke my mom told, I must have been around 8. I remembered it was dirty, I remembered a huge group of people_ Karri:Help me work out this drunk text from a guy?(11 October 2017) Karri:I think ijm ln evrikyou [...]
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Alysia:
He says he doesnt do premarital sex and neither do I.
(11 October 2017)

Alysia:
I told him I don't want sexting.
(11 October 2017)

Gaye:
What kind of girl do u think of when u hear the name Kayla ???
(11 October 2017)

Latanya:
I feel lonely and depressed. I am 29 years old and never been in a serious relationship with a woman. I live in Seattle area?
(11 October 2017)

Latanya:
I am going to be 30 years old next summer and I still think I'm going to be lonely.
(11 October 2017)

Latanya:
I've been here that for 12 years.
(11 October 2017)

Latanya:
I am 29 years old and you have been telling me that the right one will come soon.
(11 October 2017)

Latanya:
People tell me that I'm just too picky but I think their standards are just too low.
(11 October 2017)

Latanya:
I don't see that many single beautiful women in my city.
(11 October 2017)

Latanya:
The women in Washington don't take as good care of themselves like the women in Florida or California.
(11 October 2017)