Friday 24 November 2017

Jelly Beans

When Ronald Reagan ran for Governor of California in 1966, he began eating Jelly Beans as part of his attempt to give up pipe smoking. The Herman Goelitz Candy Company would send monthly shipments of_ Glennis:That’s why I came on here to see if I’m too late.(23 November 2017) Glennis:Ok, some of you guys are being so [...]
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Pok:
He hurts me a lot but he's working on himself.
(22 November 2017)

Pok:
My boyfriend is verbally abusive and doesn't think before he speaks.
(22 November 2017)

Shizuko:
How much weed can u smoke in one day?
(22 November 2017)

Shizuko:
I ain't talkin bout no bush weed.
(22 November 2017)

Wendi:
One of my co-workers keeps on bending right over when using the filing cabinet - when is an appropriate time to slap her on the behind?
(22 November 2017)

Wendi:
Or goose her, if you prefer a less violent approach.
(22 November 2017)

May:
I hurt so badly that I am spending tomorrow alone. How do I make the best of it (I am not near any soup kitchens)?
(22 November 2017)

May:
But same question for Christmas if for some reason they decline.
(22 November 2017)

May:
Christmas might be a little easier as some of my Mom's family usually accepts an individual visit from me including my grandmother.
(22 November 2017)

May:
So tomorrow I am going out of town to avoid being so close to the rejection.
(22 November 2017)

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