Early Morning Humor

An MG Midget pulled alongside a Rolls-Royce at a traffic light. “Do you have a car phone?” its driver asked the guy in the Rolls.”Of course I do,” replied the haughty deluxe-car driver.”Well, do you h_ Gwenda:I started on the middle of a pay period.(19 December 2018) Gwenda:I owe the cab driver $80, for a round trip [...]
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Sherlyn:
When he told me this last week I finally seen it.
(21 December 2018)

Sherlyn:
I am always whining, picking, and nagging.
(21 December 2018)

Sherlyn:
My husband pointed it out to me.
(21 December 2018)

Sherlyn:
Looking back I never realized how negative I have become.
(21 December 2018)

Tiffany:
Please help me understand how to date this man?
(21 December 2018)

Tiffany:
We aren't in an official relationship still, but I feel deceived and hurt because I'm just now finding out about this.
(21 December 2018)

Tiffany:
He said he no longer texts her since we shook on it, but they do work together.
(21 December 2018)

Tiffany:
A week ago, he randomly blocks this girl on his social media, and tells me it's bc he used to talk to her and doesn't want her to comment anything when we start posting pics together.
(21 December 2018)

Tiffany:
He said he won't talk to or date anyone else, and I shouldnt either.
(21 December 2018)

Tiffany:
He isn't my bf, but he said he wants me to show him how I am as a girlfriend because he wants to make me his.
(21 December 2018)