Loose pussy jokes

The Trump plot thickens? Burch aka “The Loyal Opposition” Other presidents have been world leaders. Thus King Gorge is immediately ready for Mount Rushmore which would be sublimely appropriate, since he seems to be in more than a rush to mount the Mooch! On the brighter side, thanks to the hiring of Anthony ” the […]
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Marilee:
Tell her nice things, she's a girl' but my idiot self kicked in and made me tell her 'you're a mature and sensible person, why do you care about them?
(29 December 2018)

Marilee:
Another day she was crying about some issues with her relatives and I went there to comfort her.
(29 December 2018)

Marilee:
Once she asked me to help her repair the fence and I just told her of course and then did it myself telling her that it's a man's job and I will carry that task out.
(29 December 2018)

Marilee:
I want her to look at me like the one who can protect her.
(29 December 2018)

Marilee:
She comes near to talk to me and I start acting cold and indifferent, I cannot even control it.
(29 December 2018)

Marilee:
When she's around I mess up completely.
(29 December 2018)

Marilee:
When she's not around, I dream about her.
(29 December 2018)

Marilee:
She's special, sweet, innocent, good, everything I want.
(29 December 2018)

Marilee:
I like her so much, it's the first time I'm falling this hard for someone.
(29 December 2018)

Elva:
My boyfriends broke up with me?
(29 December 2018)