Never underestimate the pelvic flexibility of a gay man

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Lorelei:
I'm afraid shes iether going to die from alcohol poisoning or get drunk and kill herself.
(31 December 2018)

Lorelei:
Anyone else ever have a family member like this?
(31 December 2018)

Lorelei:
I said countless times I would pay for a counselor so that she could talk to someone experienced with this subject, but she just blows it off.
(31 December 2018)

Lorelei:
Me and my family are just so sick of it.
(31 December 2018)

Lorelei:
It seemed so sincere, and I thought that was the end, of it, but now shes wanted and sitting by the stereo crying while everyone else is talking, and (trying) to have a good time.
(31 December 2018)

Lorelei:
The next day she was saying she just cant drink anymore.
(31 December 2018)

Lorelei:
My mom kepped telling me to leave her alone, but I refused and stayed the night.
(31 December 2018)

Lorelei:
I had my grandma, and grandpa come up, and help me deal with her.
(31 December 2018)

Lorelei:
Thank goodness I went to go weed wack her house, and found her on the ground.
(31 December 2018)

Lorelei:
She lives alone, and a few months ago she got so drunk that she could hardly walk, and she kept peeing all over the place.
(31 December 2018)