Not even a halfwit

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Freeda:
I make out with her and we did it.
(26 April 2019)

Freeda:
So since i kinda want my boss to have sex with me.
(26 April 2019)

Freeda:
She began to giggle and that's when I took it slowly try to seduce her.
(26 April 2019)

Freeda:
One day about a month or two ago, I was helping her with her furniture while her husband is at work and I don't know why I did what I did but then I try talking to her in flirtatious manner.
(26 April 2019)

Freeda:
Her appearance when she wears flats and short skirts always gave me an erection and I always throw a joke with her at work.
(26 April 2019)

Freeda:
So for some reason I felt attracted to my boss even she's a married woman.
(26 April 2019)

Johnsie:
Why does this guy I met online keep pushing me to write him?
(26 April 2019)

Johnsie:
I don't really know what he wants but he's making me uncomfortable.
(26 April 2019)

Johnsie:
He's married but we're distant cousins?
(26 April 2019)

Kristan:
Can you respect someone after sleeping with them on the first date?
(26 April 2019)